You Can't Do That on Television

Christine: As you all know, Vanessa is new to the show and Vanessa, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask me.

Vanessa: There is something I wanted to ask you.

Christine: Sure?

Vanessa: How do they make that slime they're always dumping on you?

Christine: First they take some liquid and then they add some jello powder and some flour. Sometimes some soap and they dump it all over me.

Vanessa: Where do they dump it from?

Christine: Actually Vanessa, I've always wondered that too, but I just don't know.

[green slime falls on Christine's head]

Vanessa: Interesting. Is it always green like this?

Christine: Well, yeah it usually is, but I guess it could be red.

[red slime drops on Christine's head]

Christine: Or... it could be blue.

[blue slime drops on Christine's head]

Christine: [getting annoyed] Or yellow.

[yellow slime drops on Christine's head]

Christine: Yep... Okay, you guys think you're so smart? Let's see stripes.

[red, yellow, and blue slime falls on Christine's head]

Vanessa: Boy, must be tough being a TV star. By the way, how do you get this stuff out?

Christine: Well, it usually washes out with water.

[water falls on Christine's head]

Christine: Usually.