Was Schulmädchen verschweigen

I know nothing about this German director or his Schoolgirl Report series (of which this may or may not be officially attached to), but I do know a sleazy movie when I see one. Secrets of Sweet Sixteen is comprised of a number of "skits" (or so it says on the box). Aside from a couple "wacky" endings, I don't think either skits OR what is written in the synopsis on the back cover (sinister implications) are accurately describing what you're getting into with this movie.

The movie is episodic, a series of slices of (sex) life and encounters. I'd say the stories range from offensive to mildly amusing, but the real appeal here is the sleaze factor. I actually found it to be fairly unpredictable, and I lost track of the number of times I said "What in the F" out loud. I suppose, only in Germany. I think I can safely say (save for one encounter) that the ages of the ladies depicted in the movie do not reflect the title (the title is some misleading shock value). I WILL say, however, that these ladies are young enough to show off their perfect bodies. There is absolutely no shortage of beautiful women going full frontal, you might say there is an obscene amount of female nudity in this picture. And that might be its sole appeal, so if you're a pervert like me, and like your 70's exploitation with a heaping helping of (mostly) attractive bare flesh (and don't think I didn't notice the plethora of hooker boots), then I can highly recommend this. If you're looking for ANYTHING else, get lost! Maybe this movie can serve as a foreign curiosity, but be prepared for an eyeful!

The final sequence with the satanic wrestlers gets kind of hairy, I mean they throw 4 guys on top of each other (again, unexpected), then the wrestlers show up for the virgin's wedding? Say what? After what is alluded to at the end?! So I guess there's some mystery to be found, as well.

How this director corralled the caliber of women he got to do the things they do, is kind of mind-boggling. Assuming Germany is another country less uptight about sex. In my experience, the best porn is foreign porn. It never fails. There are foxier ladies doing dirtier things in them, as opposed to the homegrown (US) stuff. I said it.