Foreskin Gump

Watching porn parodies at this low level reminds me of those satires like at high school, amateurishly making fun of all the musicals & plays on Broadway, except without the humor. Failed comedy is an understatement of what goes on here.

Extremely crummy sets are used as actors recite dumb lines from the movie and have sex. It's constantly embarrassing but no one cares.

Imagine an unrecognizable Lynn LeMay as a brunette pretending to be our hero's mom, hardly Sally Field. Her huge fake tits can't save this stupidity, with Frank Towers miscast as an educator (but looking like a dropout).

Cal Jammer is insulting as a war vet in the Gary Sinise Role, having a pointless threesome with Yeninas and Rachel Love, latter built like Chloe Surreal. A goofball named Blade Baran as Bubba (no Black actor was hired in true porno tradition) gets to have sex with Kaitlyn Ashley, who at this time alternated starring roles in classic porn features with pointless appearances like this one.

And finally there's Mark Davis, British accent at all, clunked into the Gump role. The excuse is that his foreskin is nibbled at by co-star Nikki Sinn -if that sounds like a highlight, one can understand how crummy this video is (the pornographers did, putting mainly phony names on their credits).