More Than a Handful 4

A condescending "tough talk" screenplay sinks the otherwise mediocre porn feature, this one spelling the title as "handfull" in an otherwise forgotten series.

Joey Silvera plays a hotel front desk clerk dealing with various dumb situations such as the death of a guest named Hodgkiss, supposedly caused by tits squeezing him too hard. That's the level of stupidity in the overwritten script, with Jonathan Morgan incompetently using a tough-guy vocal delivery as he drinks plenty of J&B whiskey (plays like a product placement) and feels sorry for himself. Yet he gets to f*ck two of the five actresses starring here. He's reunited with his ex-wife Nicole London in the hotel bar, where Alex Sanders is bartender. London is also drinking due to her split with Morgan, but she ends up having sex with Sanders there instead. Morgan has to have sex with a cigarette girl Heather Lee instead, after some more pointlss tough talk. Later on, Morgan gets to hump Isis Nile, who rejected him before and supposedly accidentally killed Hodgkiss.

Similarly, Steven (billed spelling reads "Steve") St. Croix is a police lieutenant at the bar out to entrap folks, who instead falls immediately for Lyden Johnson, blowzy blonde who calls herself Dutchess von Helsing. No vampires appear as she seduces St. Croix.

Final silliness has Veronica Brazil popping up at the front desk to see Hodgiss, but since's he's dead, she services Silvera in the lobby instead.

The fake "serious" tone plus constant background music lulling one to sleep seals the fate of this clunker.