Fit to Be Tied

Though one sequence features bondage, this Nick Orleans fetish video fails to deliver on the expected BDSM content. It's merely five filler vignettes lacking the maestro's usual high style.

So in place of the pantyhose and other trademark undergarments, Nick has fairly generic sex scenes wasting plenty of big name talent. A&E's top star Carmen Luvana flashes her moneymakers in a couple of scenes, while lesbian icon Charlie Laine is lost in the shuffle. Trinity is the "Beauty Bound", having a gonzo scene with Mark Wood who plays it bareback while the most of the scenes are conducted with safe-sex condoms.

Segment titles like "Pink Lady" and "The Little Red Corset" reflect a lack of imagination, and sole point of interest is stud Scott Nails apearing with a full head of curly hair instead of his shaved dome persona. He looks oddly like the young Art Garfunkel in this guise.