Kinky Kong

"The horror. . .the horror." "Kinky Kong" ranks among the worst movies I've ever seen. With the time, money and resources spent on this piece of garbage the filmmakers could have actually made a decent movie. The only real "spoiler" someone could write about this movie is a review that would cause someone to see the film.

I realize that the filmmakers are trying to cash in on the "Scary Movie" - type spoofs while adding gratuitous nudity and sex. But comedy requires wit and timing, neither of which are part of part of this production. Even though a few of the actresses are hot, the sex scenes are pointless and boring. It isn't even a decent soft-core porn film. Yeah, it's only saving grace is that it's not as long as Peter Jackson's "King Kong."