Justice for All

This is obviously a curio, if you're any kind of fan of the series. It's also pretty bad. Archie wears a toupee here. Why? The family name is "Justice." Why? Meathead's character is named "Richard," and he's Irish rather than Polish. Why? We have Carroll O'Connor and Jean Stapleton, but even they can't make this pilot work. The other 3 actors are genuinely bad in their respective roles (refer to my heading). Most TV episodes or movies that were "lost" for decades might just as well have stayed lost. This pilot is no exception.