Los vicios de mi pareja

This review is for the UK release of this film so any UK viewers who think that this is anything to do with the FA Cup can forget it. Then again, this has little to do with American football either. What this is, is the usual collection of porn stars going about their business in the usual manner with the usual gasping and grunting. The nearest anyone gets to playing football is a quick run around in a car parking area.

The sex scenes in this film were OK as far as it went. The sex scenes look to have been toned down for the UK market thanks to the BBFC. There are scenes in a sauna, in a swimming pool, on the lawn etc. but the scenes are all the standard type for this type of film. The women are very attractive, some with obvious enhancements and some not; Ava Vincent seems to have refused any sort of enhancement and she looks good too.

Thanks to our BBFC who insisted that cuts be made and so repeated clips had to be inserted to increase the run time, there is one amusing scene at a pink house where the male performer is getting a blow job; because the same clip is repeated several times, the result is, he keeps rocking his head back and forward like one of those nodding dogs that one sees on the rear parcel shelves of cars. The pink house was interesting, though. It looked like a dumpy lighthouse with an exterior staircase, a bit like a pink helter-skelter. It also looks as if certain clips were filmed specifically for the UK market because the camera was placed at strategic places so that objects such as foliage and shrubs obscured the more intimate action. Overall, the film ranks as just OK.