Talk Dirty to Me 2010

Tabitha Stevens and hubby Gary Orona put zero effort into this Vegas-set trashing of the classic Adult Film series, whch dates back to 1980.

Derrick Pierce and Kris Slater occupy the central buddy-film roles (datijng back of course to "Of Mice and Men" in mainstream cinema/literature) of George and Lenny, a long, long way from the classic original performances by John Leslie and Richard Pacheco. Leslie was named Jack, but Steinbeck's George is used here instead.

So Derrick is the womanizer, boasting of being an adviser to porn star Tabitha Stevens, a lame gimmick that lets her sort of play herself, phoning George for advice on how to cement her relationship to her new director on a porn shoot. George suggests a sloppy blow job and Tabitha complies, the director turning out to be her real-life husband and director Gary Orona. He uses the pseudonym "Alexander Xoc" for directing "Talk DIrty".

Other sex scenes are loosely connected with a disdain for story and continuity, with busty Kayla Paige the most prominent player. Nicole Ray appears for comic relief as a do-gooder youngster (jail-bait, anyone?) approaching Kris as Lenny with a petition to save the dolphins in Las Vegas, resulting in the horny sidekick finally getting laid (and the movie suddenly and pointlessly ending after his money shot).

Also thrown in is a lesbian scene featuring contrasting types Angie Savage (big fake boobs) and cutie flat-chested Alyssa Reece.