Do Not Open

The problem with the business today is that the demand for new streaming content is so great that most providers have lost the ability to simply refuse low-end product. DO NOT OPEN by creator Brian Babarik is a good example. Not only is the notion unoriginal, but Babarik has taken his own work so seriously that the timing, of the editing, of each shot is designed to allow you to pause and spend extra time appreciating the end result. In real life, the extended pacing only grants the audience the luxury of finding fault with the writing, the acting, the direction, the editing and -- my personal favorite -- the atonal mishmash that pretends to be a sound track ((Designated "IMDb Top Reviewer." Please check out my list "167+ Nearly-Perfect Movies (with the occasional Anime or TV miniseries) you can/should see again and again (1932 to the present))