Auto/Biography: Cold Cases

Never in my life have I watched a more boring show, I just watched 58 minutes of a show that had no conclusion, it was the episode of the Texas Swamps and Equisearch discovering 127 cars in the swamps of Houston. They showed no cars getting pulled out, no investigation, no interviews of consequence at all, just the 4 characters in a garage setting with work stations for each member and them just standing there the whole show at 5 paces, like the other reviewer said they were dressed like charity shop hipsters and looked worse than the cast of the Revenge of the Nerds remixed. I read the female host is also the producer here so that may explain why the whole show is focused on her sitting open legged, turning, walking and changing positions all while being blocked strategically by lamp shades, or set decorations, she's the only one that moves around, so we can watch her late 30s millennial figure in 20 different positions. She's cute, but that's the only reason I think anybody would give this more than 10 mins before they switch the channel. Oh and they named dropped she's related to Bear Bryant. Nepotism? And proof it's not what you know but who in Hollywood with this dud. Seen it done better with all the scripted paranormal shows and pretty much any other show before. I'd rather watch Old Yeller which I haven't seen since I was 5 and never saw again for obvious reasons.