Teenage Fun

Alan is gone, and is likely proud that his partner Bree Mills has to hire four directors to crank out standard "legal kiddie porn" for her Web Young label in his absence. This edition is satisfying, relying on the corniest of plot set-ups.

Unless you hit the mute button (not necessarily a bad idea) it's obvious that the one necessary element insisted upon by Bree is that character inject "you're 18" or "we're both 18" into their conversation in every vignette, lest one jump to the conclusion that these characters are underage. Of course the actresses are all of legal age, or Bree would have wound up behind bars years ago.

Dumbest (perhaps) episode has Jane Wilde and plain (hard to believe she's become an actress or model) Maya Woulfe dressed in schoolgirl costumes. Jane transparently wants to hump Maya, going through the hoary old routine of measuring her to better fit the outfit.

Emily Willis has sex with her ex Mackenzie Moss, a cornball segment notable only for a chance to ogle Moss's stubby nipples.

Lookalike casting has blondes Lily Larimar and Emma Starletto as besties in a shamelessly sentimental scene where they open the University letters and horrors! -one is accepted while the other's admissions application is rejected. Time for phony self-sacrifice and sex on the couch to commence.