El marido de mi hermana

Gordon: Good God, man. You've fallen for that little slice of American pie.

Richard: Dad...

Gordon: Now you listen to me. This might be the most important bit of advice that I ever give you. American women may be fun and Victoria Secret when you first met them, but as soon as they get their claws into you, they stop fucking and start eating, and the only ass you gonna get is a fat one.