The Unwelcome

I've seen episodes of "Fraggle Rock", "The Muppets", and "Sesame Street" that were more frightening, sinister, and compelling than this snoozefest piece of celluloid trash. Do you want to know what was most welcome about this movie? The closing credits when it finally ended.

Watching a fresh dog turd shrivelling under the sun on a city sidewalk would be more interesting than this utter piece of tripe was. Anyone who was in any way complicit in having this movie made should be banned from ever working on another film. I had to wonder at how it even merited a TV-14 rating. Unless being bored to death terrifies you, there's nothing even remotely frightening in or about this farce. Having a colonoscopy without the benefit of any gorm of sedative would be more enjoyable to sit through than this movie was.