Rap Sucks

Amusing, stimulating, truthful misanthropic conversation during a D&D game, consisting of an attractive egalitarian, realist, and an apathetic girl that just sits there, more interested in her Mage persona. Surprised it didn't break out into a clothes-tearing catfight! Of course, that would have been uncivilized and gratuitous, but definitely entertaining!

Working their perspectives vicariously through the characters, as well as face to face. While the Viking-horned DM just tries to get the game rolling, and perhaps fulfill some fantasies along the way.

A couple of amusing subplots besides, including Bill trying to acquire a date, first from a bar with a disinterested aloof bimbo, eventually finding a match with the very lovely Melissa.

Features Peter Steele, Atilla Csihar {Mayhem}, Johan Hegg {Amon Amarth}, with Tyr, Voivod, Kreator, Finntroll, & others.