The Real Love Boat Australia

No need to declare spoilers as just watching it will spoil your day.

The original show was typical for the day, didn't have a lot of substance and the dialogue pretty corny. No surprise there and has , of course, become very dated.

So it was a massive surprise to see that they have copied the original crew stereotypes and compounded the issues by having a set bunch of the most fake contestants ever seen. So very typical of today's wannabee "actors" masquerading as contestants and not succeeding as either.

The host, Darren McMullen is so full of himself that it all is just unwatchable. No big surprise that no one is watching.