Contains a whole fake slate of credits (most of which scroll by too fast to read) including:
WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY: ALABAMA JACKSON
Edited by: ALABAMA JACKSON
Produced by: ALABAMA JACKSON
STARRING ALABAMA JACKSON as ALABAMA JOHNSON
Director of Fotography... Cherokee Jack
Also Satrring
Raffi...Traver Catalano
Girl Who Cheated on Alabama...Fatima Carmelita
Warner Bros Executive...Dick Cheeseanos
Fox Executive...Jack Kubrick
Paramount Executive...Cat Cincinnati
Universal Executive...Jeffery Jon Czonka
Lionsgate Executive...Traver Catalano Again
Soundtrack provided by my ipod! Holla!
Co-Producer...Assata Vaughn and Albama Jackson
Production Design...Alabama Jackson and Johan Mullet
Ass. Editor...Jimmy Tracy
Sound Mixist...Matthew Mulvanny
Catering...Papa Johns and Chips Ahoy!
Continuity...
Casting...Alabama Jackson and Derek Daub
Costume Designer...Mostly Alabama Jackson
Visual Effects Supervisor...There Wasnt Any
Assocaite Producer...Alabama Jackson
Creek of Goo Guts
Special Thanks
Sam Mendes
Johnny Depp
TurboJenn for letting me use her gun
Tennese Williamz
All my sistas who helped me thru my tmie of hurt
All my DQ bitches
Jesus Christt
Georgia Washington
Ryan Grace
Dr. and Mrs. Dong Long
Columbia College Chicago for letting me use (ahem steal) their equipment
The Criterion Collection for inspiring me so mush
A Ho-Fo-Sho Studio Production
in association with
Skanky B!tch Films
and
Merchant Ivory Productions
Alabama Jackson will retunn in
The Chick with the Golden Gun
EXECUTIVE producer: ALABAMA JACKSON