The Blazing Cannons

Note to amateur filmmakers: DO NOT DELIBERATLY EDIT YOUR FILM BADLY.

Watching this movie made me nauseous. The poor editing was meant to evoke a 70's exploitation vibe. Instead, it by homage to the filmmakers mental retardation.

Adding fake scratch marks to the screen digitally also fails to achieve the look and feel these guys wanted. It's not cute, funny, or retro. It didn't work when "Planet Terror" and "Death Proof" and it doesn't work here.

Wasted my money on this pathetic attempt at filmmaking hoping for a similar viewing experience to Astron-6 films such as, "Father's Day," and "Manborg." I won't waste time on how unfunny this film is because humor is so subjective. But, nothing here hasn't been done before to an infinitely better degree.

Watch an actual 70's exploitation film. Skip this.