A.I.: Artificial Intelligence

Stills & Mills venture outside their comfort zone with this fantasy that poses as science fiction. In terms of sci-fi content and ideas, it makes "Weird Science" look like a Hugo award winner.

That's because the Singularity posed here in the form of a young, nerdy scientist (divine Serena Blair, the best actress in Stills & Mills' stable) creating the perfect Celeste, embodied in lesbian icon Celeste Star, plays more like an episode of "I Dream of Jeannie". There's no credible science at all in this AI showing up suddenly as a beautiful woman, who basically grants all of Serena's wishes to instantly come true.

So perhaps Alan & Bree the auteurs might have done better to recycle old paternalistic sit-coms in the modern all-female Sapphic format. I won't touch "Leave It to Beaver" for obvious punning reasons, but the concept of a female astronaut with no social life relying upon a female genie to not only change her life but hump her satisfyingly sounds like just the ticket.

What we get is some rather obvious situations leading Serena and her guardian angel Celeste to an inevitable (and hot) three-way involving Serena's BFF, the beautiful, big-breasted blonde newcomer Alix Lynx. I can't complain, even if the material is relentlessly silly.

The feature released by Girlfriends Films on DVD is 110 minutes, augmented by a lousy 37-minute short subject entitled "Lesbian Hot Wifing". This misguided tribute attempts to adapt Jacky St. James' lucrative series of dozens of "hotwifing" boy/girl (or even BBG) sagas to the lesbian genre. Jacky's notion of husbands getting off by lending their wives to service other men goes against the male chauvinist tradition and plays poorly on screen. Having three women go through the charade instead is equally mindless, leaving one with a fast-forward option after gazing for a few minutes at the beauties Kalina Ryu (herself a graduate of three hotwifing movies released by New Sensations), Dahlia Sky and Alexis Texas.