Killer Unicorn

I'm not even going to go into how offensive these cardboard cutout characters are. If you don't see it in the first 5 mins, you never will. But I know exactly no one who acts/speaks like this and I hang out with the Sisters Of Perpetual Indulgence. Apparently we call anyone we sleep with "Trade". The drag numbers are laughable and they aren't supposed to be THAT funny. The decisions and happenstances that make the movie possible make zero logical sense. Time changes without notice just because they need it to be nighttime. Also no one goes by the name PuppyPup. What the absolute hell? This is a train wreck from start to finish. I hated every frame. Want queer horror? Check out Hellbent. Want tired old stereotypes and a story that makes no sense? This movie is for you.