Captain Dave: [promotional mock preflight safety video] Welcome aboard Jackpot Airlines, service from LA to Vegas, the only airline to ever be on the no-fly list.
Ronnie: Safety is our first priority, and it's our maintenance crew's third priority, which averages out to second priority.
Bernard: Seat belts: you know what to do. Oxygen mask: put yours on first, kids are on their own.
Ronnie: Please keep your shoes on at all times. That's not an FAA thing, but it is for your safety.
Bernard: I will cut you.
Captain Dave: If anyone wants to join the Mile-High Club, it's strictly prohibited.
[whispers]
Captain Dave: Call me.
Ronnie: If he's mouthing "call me," don't.
Captain Dave: Call me.
Ronnie: Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight.
Captain Dave: Thank you for flying Jackpot Airlines. Good luck in Las Vegas. May you win big enough to fly home on a better airline.
