Planet Silver: Teen Party

Spain's Alex Romero is a prolific, journeyman European pornographer, whose wares are released by many familiar labels, currently Britain's Harmony Films but for the "Planet Silver" series the Metro label on our Left Coast. Title is intentionally misleading -no sci-fi or outer space costuming here, just busty Czech model Stacy Silver taking the director's chair and introducing many a beauty personally on screen.

Theme is jail-bait, with some familiar faces/bodies like those of Simone Style on hand. It's wall-to-wall sex and promptly chucked into my waste basket after a single viewing.

My edition was bought as a "trilogy" dated 2010, about five years after shooting and initial exposure, which I foolishly thought was one of those Private Media epics. Getting fooled (and disappointed) is just part of S.O.P. for a porn fan, so no harm done. The other two Stacy-piloted features in the bunch are no better: "Planet Silver 2" and "Dirty Lesbian Pleasures". A fourth, standalone "Planet Silver" offering features Silvia Saint, automatically making it the best of a sorry lot.