Pagan Warrior

Yikes! If you're a fan of bad cinema, this one's definitely good for a few laughs.

A band of, I don't know, FIVE vikings, overtake an English castle by hunting down its royalty (consisting of, I don't know, 5 people)... all of them, medieval fair rejects. So the king ("Rollo" the candy snack) is rescued by a couple witches, and they summon Krampus, the Yuletide Demon, to get the castle back!

No shortage of awful dialogue, and it is OBSCENE the number of times the curse is explained (and it's a simple one). The witches even blunder the whole thing. It's kind of unclear when this all takes place, as there is a typo in the introduction. Apparently the casting pool was thin (not just for the obvious reasons I described); The accents are all over the place. The two witches are from completely different regions, I swear the queen is Indian and speaks in an Indian accent (linkedin says she's English), and one of the vikings distinctly speaks with an American accent on occasion. Worth a buck at Dollar Tree (and no more).