The Rise of Sir Longbottom

Naturally, I never expected the first adventure of Pocket Man and Cargo Boy to get a sequel. Even though they had the post credit MCU-style scene with Sir Longbottom, who would have thought they could actually pull this off. I felt it was wishful thinking at best.

But lo and behold, we got a sequel, and with the recent announcement of the final part of the trilogy in production, the hopes and dreams of Clay Moffatt are coming true and we got ourselves an all time bad trilogy. Should I be happy that Moffatt continues to live the dream of a DIY film maker, or should I be the sourpuss and make fun of him? I think I will be both.

This movie franchise is bad, and it continues to be a stain on the great state of Arizona. But on the other hand, at least this was a polished turd as opposed to just being a plain turd. Better effects, better opening and certainly a bigger idea aides this movie. We also have some more interesting fun with a time traveling McGuffin that really comes in handy more than once, sometimes resetting the timeline. But the biggest thing is what will be in store for us in the third chapter? Is Agent Jaden coming back? He better!!

Now a lot of people will harp on this franchise for being terrible and it certainly is, but at least they are having fun. Isn't that the fruits of life? Either way, this movie is bad but it is still a gem for those that love to watch this kind of tripe in lieu of the wonderfully made epics.