La vida privada de Enrique VIII

[Henry's fourth wedding night]

King Henry VIII: My wife? Huh... not yet.

Anne of Cleves: Poor mother told me... first he says the marriage is no good, and then he cuts off the head with an ax chopper!

King Henry VIII: That is an exaggeration, madam.

Anne of Cleves: Then why do you say I am not yet your wife?

King Henry VIII: Well, madam, uh, a marriage ceremony doesn't make us one.

Anne of Cleves: Mmm?

[shows her ring]

King Henry VIII: Oh, yes, yes, yes, 's all right, but you, uh, have to, umm, I have to...

Anne of Cleves: What?

King Henry VIII: Did your mother not talk to you about...

Anne of Cleves: What?

King Henry VIII: Oh Lord. Ohhhh, well, uh, madam, all that stuff about children being found under gooseberry bushes... that's not true...