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One Armed Bum: [smashes flies on table with his hand] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... I killed seven with one blow! A new record! Hahahahahahahaaa! Hey waiter, bring me some more wine and food, would ya? Hahahaha!

Waiter: [after eating, Bum realizes he has no money to pay, gets up and tries to leave] What's this? You leaving? Without paying your bill?

One Armed Bum: And, and what if I haven't paid? Do you know who I am, huh?

Waiter: [laughs incredulously] Who are ya?

One Armed Bum: [slaps waiter's hand] Godammit! You don't know who I am? You never heard of me? Well, listen: Listen all of you! I happen to be the "One Armed Boxer!" See that? I killed seven! That should be enough for you! Yeah, I killed seven with one blow! Did you ever hear of anyone doing that?

[small crowd gathers]

Waiter: Alright, where are the seven men you killed then?

One Armed Bum: Well, they weren't exactly men... they were flies!

[everyone laughs]

Fung Sheng Wu Chi: [Fung Sheng Wu Chi throws flying guillotine at One Armed Bum, decapitating him. Everyone panics and runs. Fung Sheng approaches waiter] Was he the One Armed Boxer?

Waiter: He wasn't the One Armed Boxer! He was just a bum!

[waiter leaves]

Fung Sheng Wu Chi: I don't care who he was. I plan to kill every one armed man I come across here.