Rita, Sue and Bob Too

Sue's Dad: [Sue comes in at 2am; her Dad is sitting there with a baseball bat] Where the fuck have you been?

Sue: Baby sitting.

Sue's Dad: Not just till 2 o'clock in the fuckin' morning you haven't, don't lie to me lass!

Sue: I'm not, you ask me mum.

Sue's Dad: Well yer mum's a lyin' bastard an all and I'll wrap this round ya fuckin' neck!

[throws bat down]

Sue: [blows a huff] Mum!

Sue's Mum: What?

Sue: Come and tell him!

Sue's Dad: You're a lying little shit!

Sue's Mum: Oh, I'm fucking fed up with him! What do you think yer fuckin' playing at?

Sue's Dad: You try to tell me that she's been baby sitting till this fuckin' time?

Sue's Mum: How do you know she hasn't?

Sue's Dad: Cause' there's nowt open that's how!

Sue: There is!

Sue's Mum: Night Clubs.

Sue's Dad: Well I don't fuckin' believe yer, next time I will wrap it round yer neck.

Sue's Mum: Just be careful I don't bloody wrap it round yours!

Sue's Dad: Anyway, why don't you fuck off back to bed?

Sue's Mum: I'm sleeping in here, you're sleeping on yer bloody own.

Sue's Dad: Do what yer like.

Sue's Mum: I bloody will, don't worry!

Sue's Dad: Fuck it, I'm going to bed.

Sue: Oh go on.

Sue: Aren't you going to bed?

Sue's Mum: I'm not getting in with him!