Surf Ninjas

Zatch: Something not even money can buy: the knives of Kwantsu.

Iggy: Knives? Oh yeah, seriously. That's something money can't buy. Knives. Once I went to a cutlery store and said 'Here's $100,000, can I buy a knife?' They said, 'NO. Money can't buy knives.' Gee, I guess that's why you hardly ever see any of 'em around.

[Later]

Iggy: On the third day of the expedition they came across a giant rubber plant. Unfortunately, they could not cut it down, for as we know, money can't buy knives. Walking around the plant, they continued on the shores of Patusan.

Zatch: Is there no way we can shut this chattering monkey up?

Lt. Spence: You know, I'd cut him. But, I don't have a knife.