Paradise Lost

Made as a two-parter as the followup to "Paradise Found", this Scott Fox feature has horrible continuity and is pointless porn. Main culprit is the '90s VHS era gimmick of making features divided into two parts to exploit the video rental business's craving for new product -these two should have been trimmed into one decent feature.

A five-minute recap from "Lost" gives the storyline: Jon Dough needs to be married before his next birthday to get his inheritance; otherwise the fortune will go to Madonna's "Sexual Fitness Foundation" (please wait for the big laugh). He ends up stranded on a deserted island, where he's greeted by busty beauty Kia, whose name happens to be Paradise.

In Part 2 titled "Paradise Lost", a sailboat crew of captain Marc Wallice and beautiful women including Jon's fiancee Krista, are still searching for him. Several sex scenes later they find him and he insists on taking Kia back to civilization with him. Movie falls apart at that point, with a marriage ceremony taking place on a tennis court (!) attended only by Kia & Jon and the reverend marrying them. Suddenly after Jon's cum shot (with Kia still wearing her wedding veil), we're back on the boat and Krista seduces Kia, clearly bad continuity. Surprise ending is utterly stupid. The careless continuity is telegraphed early on when Captain Wallice's eye-patch switches from eye to eye between scenes.

Pure escapism, this stupid exercise was obviously shot to be cut up into individual sex scenes, with the nonsensical story proven to be irrelevant.