Trinity Loren, the great porn star of the VHS era (RIP), took an ill-advised stab at screenwriting (not helped by the lazybones direction of Jerry Ross) with this poor fantasy porn parody.
Danielle Rogers stars as a Spiderwoman, who picks up guys at a bar run by Don Fernando, who notices that her pickups never return. Danielle wears a black wig and some body paint for a scene of having sex with victim Randy Spears, but later in the show she has sex with a potential victim in her usual blonde guise.
The set for Fernando's bar is ridiculously cheap, with no decorations at all, and the ropes tied to simulate a huge spider web is similarly unimpressive. Sex scenes are strictly mechanical and all lead to a truly dumb sight-gag ending featuring product placement that no longer is permitted in porn.
A sequel with a new cast and crew, starring Tiffany Mynx, is just as poor.
