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Dragon: [to Stewie] Hey you what are you doing?

Stewie Babcock: Water, I'm so thirsty, I need water!

Dragon: That's not water asshole, that's dragon food, and just for looking at it I'm going to crisp you!

[prepares to breathe fire on him but farts instead, burning some nearby trees]

Dragon: Shit!, shit!

Stewie Babcock: [pointing at the fire] Hey what's that?

Dragon: What it is, is fire asshole!

Stewie Babcock: Fire, how do you make fire?

Dragon: How do you make fire? Listen stupid if I knew you'd be crisp right now!

Stewie Babcock: [points at his butt] It doesn't come out of my ass hole.

Dragon: No it's supposed to come from this hole

[points at his mouth]

Stewie Babcock: Can I help?

Dragon: Sure wise, guy what are you going to do stick a cork up my ass?

Stewie Babcock: [sticks a branch in the dragon's butt] Is that better?

Dragon: Ow! He stuck a cork up my ass?, he stuck a cork up my ass!