[first lines]
The Great Uka Uka: Imbeciles! FOOLS! NINCOMPOOPS! Can't you idiots do ANYTHING right? According to this, your track record for spreading evil is PATHETIC!
Dr. Neo Cortex: Uka Uka, it's not our fault. That wretched bandicoot is to blame!
[a crash hologram appears]
Tiny the Tiger: Grrr...
[he swipes at the hologram]
The Great Uka Uka: I will not let anthing stand in the way of evil... ESPECIALLY not a brainless orange marsupial!Crash must be eliminated!
N. Gin: Err... Uka Uka? Need I remind you that Crash always finds a way to defeat us? Maybe he's just too good for us.
The Great Uka Uka: Enough excuses! You five idiots need to come up with one good plan... or else!
Dr. Neo Cortex: How do I get into these situations?
Dr. Nefarious Tropy: There must be something we can come up with.
[to Cortex]
Dr. Nefarious Tropy: Say Doctor, haven't you been tinkering with some new secret weapon in your laboratory?
Dr. Neo Cortex: I... don't know what you're talking about N Tropy.
N. Gin: Dr Cortex! I think he's referring to the super secret weapon you've been labouring over day and night since the last time Crash defeated you.
The Great Uka Uka: ENOUGH BICKERING! DO WE HAVE A PLAN?
Dr. Neo Cortex: Well, in my scientific endeavours, I have been able to create a genetically advanced super weapon of unbelievable strength. But the power source is the final missing crucial element.
The Great Uka Uka: Hmm... element... Element. Yes! The Elementals!
Dr. Neo Cortex: Right, the Elementals, that's it! If we unlease their destructive force, it could create enough energy to bring my super creation to life. We'd then have a weapon capable of crushing mountains, destroying entire cities...
The Great Uka Uka: And wiping Crash Bandicoot off the face of the Earth forever!
Dr. Neo Cortex: Get ready to face my wrath, Crash Bandicoot!
