Ready When You Are Mr. McGill

[after a disastrous morning, the producer asks the director how much of this morning's filming he has actually completed]

Roland: So you've shot *nothing* all morning?

Phil Parish: Not yet.

Roland: Nothing of Scene 23?

Phil Parish: Not yet.

Roland: None of it?

Phil Parish: Not yet.

Roland: You've shot the master shot? You must have.

Phil Parish: [to Kelly] Tell him "not yet". I can't say it again - my brain's trapped.

Roland: So what the hell have you been doing?

Phil Parish: [facetiously] Sunbathing.

Roland: Phil, the schedule says another six days. You'll never finish it.

Phil Parish: We'll finish it! We'll finish it!

Roland: For God's sake tell Elliot that it is going well.

Phil Parish: He's a network executive. Lies don't fool him. He lies for a living.