Frank Thring is a prolific pornographer specializing in fetish who made dozens of videos for Private and its kink subsidiary Pirate over the years. Here he takes on parodying (actually just ripping off) the Tolkien trilogy as filmed by New Zealander Peter Jackson, and leaving out 99% of the story (replaced by XXX sex scenes) wraps it up as a two-parter.
Title is a misnomer, as the evil lord seeking return of his magical ring is still an off-screen Lord, and the Ladies are porn re-gendered femmes in many of the major roles, starting with pretty Lara Stevens as Sodo (she's no Elijah Wood) and her sidekick Sammie played by statuesque Vanessa Hill.
Director Thring plays the Ian McKellen role in a ridiculously phony beard and wig, and provides much vebal exposition establishing what little of the original story remains. He speaks English, while much of the Euro cast merely articulate in English, adequately dubbed.
The motley 7-person Fellowship is collected but they merely wander around and have sex in Part 1. Sodo the hibbit has the ring, and Gollum, here Smeggool, doesn't show up until Part 2.
Big-name Euro superstar Silvia Saint (perhaps porn's all-time #1 star from Europe) shows up in sort of Liv Tyler's role and is not well-presented by Thring, more just along for the sex ride.
Private famously made several Adult super productions in the late VHS and early DVD era, but even though Thring shot some attractive locations in New Zealand (but most of the show in Hungary with his Eastern Euro talent) the production is mostly cheap-jack: crummy special effects, etc.
Hot sex scenes are highlighted by the work of Saana in the Stryder role and Simony Diamond as Dimli. Main fetish (beyond anachronistic pantyhose) on view is sex-with-boots-on throughout.
