Claw

This movie is terrible. I laughed once. I jumped a couple times. But it fails at everything. Except having characters say each other's names. It might have the world record for that. It's half the dialogue.

By far the worst part of the movie is the Kyle character/performance. Everything he says and does is completely unfunny to the point of cringing. He's obnoxious and annoying. His accent is all over the place. He could have singlehandedly tanked a good movie. Lucky for him this entire movie is as awful as his performance.

...that was harsh lol.

I actually did laugh a second time, very hard. It's when the credits rolled and they are, no exaggeration, the slowest credits in the history of credits. The movie is 80 minutes long but the last scene ends at 66 minutes. And a tiny movie like this will usually have credits run for 3 or 4 minutes. But I guess they wanted a more respectable runtime so they made the credits 14 minutes long. I timed how long it took for text from the bottom to reach the top: a shocking 40 seconds!!!

I coincidentally watched another B-movie about a raptor just two days ago. It's called VelociPastor and is so much better. It's clever and intentional. (1 viewing, 2/6/2022)