This movie is so dire, words can hardly express. Only watch it if:
a)You thought the last primary school pantomime you attended showcased some brilliant acting talent;
b)An engaging plot is unimportant to you;
c)You like to know exactly how a movie is going to end after you've watched the first 5 minutes; or
d)You're happy to watch anything where trashily dressed women constantly take off their clothes / can't keep their hands off themselves.
I watched this film with a friend who is a big fan of movies that fall into the 'd' category. Even he was forced to exclaim, about five or six times, oh my god, this is awful. Still, he argued, it's one of those movies that's 'so bad it's good'. I begged to differ. Two scenes in particular spring to mind 'the belch off concluded with a fart' scene and the 'I really need to pee' scene (the second one). Both impacted my quality of life in negative and irrevocable ways. My friend believes that the 'girl upside down with the pink panties on' scene should earn it a second star at least (as opposed to the one star which I generously awarded it, because I was forced to do so). Watch it for yourself and decide, or take my recommendation and re-caulk your shower recess instead, it's about as much fun and at least you'll care about the outcome.
