Pleasant Circumstances

Routine massage porn from Bree Mills. Only issue of interest to me is what the function of Director is in her assembly-line porn universe, as Billy Visual directed four segments with Barrett Blade credited alongside him as still photographer after directing hundreds of these Nuru scenes for Bree in previous years - a demotion.

Odd segment out has Mills reverting to her favorite mode: faux incest, as Tyler Nixon shows up for a massage and there's mutual (fake) shock as his stepmom Alexis Fawx shows up to serve as his masseuse. They both know sex is involved but apparently neither suspected the other -very lame scripting by regular writer Lucy J. Quality humping results following the tired format.

Other scenes are perfunctory, with Whitney Wright with a little dirt smudged on her face playing a recently homeless girl befriended by passerby jogger Carter Cruise. Since the Nuru Massage ritual begins with clean-up in shower and bathtub the sex scene plays itself.

Add in a big-bust seduction with Savana Styles humping ugly-duckling masseuse Sophia Grace, and a stupid threesome of lesbian masseuses Alex More and Kendra Lynn taking instant pity on salon janitor Lucas Frost, caught masturbating while watching them after hours (a ludicrous story line) and you have a crappy DVD.