Call of the Void

I'm a cosmic horror fanatic and read this was in the genre so had to give it a shot. I've seen a lot of low budget cosmic horror that did an amazing job so it's not the budget that's the problem with this one.

Nothing happens. And I say this as someone who loves slow burns and simple settings.

I don't know that I've ever seen a movie that has so little happen.

The little that does happen has no explaination, no tie to anything, no substance, no point.

This is also not cosmic horror. Or horror. Or thriller. Or...anything. It doesn't do enough of anything to fit any genre.

Its *painfully* boring.

The few attempts at being spooky or interesting are juvenile at best.

I'm not sure there was an actual plot written for this. There is no sign of one. Something about mushrooms.