Joan Is Awful

Review

This is a review of Joan is Awful, the first episode of the new series of Black Mirror, but also, a critique of Black Mirror in general and the state of current technology. Let's see how long this essay stays relevant before it looks quaint and is superceded by whatever the latest tech breakthrough is.

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So, if you've seen the previous 5 seasons, or know the general premise of the show - I feel obliged to point out that we may be becoming desensitised to these kinds of dystopian "near future" storylines. For two reasons - firstly, because of the five previous seasons and knowing partially what to expect! But mainly, because they don't feel futuristic any more.

I don't think there are many episodes that haven't had at least a small part of their premise become less than fictional and actually come to fruition in one way or another. You can Google several articles I'm sure on the subject.

The head Black Mirror writer, Charlie Brooker, has always been involved in some form of tech journalism and part owns an electronics exchange franchise (CEX). Of course, it helps that he is extremely intelligent and clearly aware of society at large and our general destination. We stroll arm in arm with an increasingly growing digital presence in our lives.

Anyway, all that being said should in no way detract from the fact that this is a superbly acted, well written and important statement on the current zeitgeist of modern life

Deepfakes, multiverses (some dramatic license taken in this episode, Quantum computing, digital likenesses of actors, our rights when it comes to privacy and the terms of conditions of any product that we all click 'Agree' to (quite ready... all sans personal Intellectual Property Lawyer that, of course, we all keep on speed dial for whenever we install a new app.)

At this point it's getting increasingly difficult to discern drama from satire - the money grabbing sociopaths at silicon valley are pushing exactly these sort of horror scenarios at us with little concern for the outcome.

The Social Dielemma being a fantastic documentary on Netflix about these addictions to not just put phones, but more worryingly, what other people think of us. The Facebook algorithm and their Dopamine Department that tests the addictive nature of their entire site down to the shape of the "Like" button.

Facebook's Metaverse, companies offering digital copies of dead people based on their posts and messages, chat bots generating entire articles and arguing with both themselves and real people online and perhaps most worrying for even higher paying creative jobs - the ability to generate from a text prompt; articles on any subject, art, music and even code. I honestly can't think of many jobs that can't be replaced by AI. Even something as hands-on as cooking. Precision robotics is evolving too - stick an AI powered arm in a kitchen and provide a recipe, robotic chefs are now a thing - even at the bottom, a million teenage coming-of-age burger flipping summer jobs are in jeopardy.

Partly why AI is so terrifying is not because it can't be made safe or neutral, but because there is little incentive to do so when the potential profit incentives are so alluring, even at the expense of redundancies - and eventually, people's lives. We are in the middle of an AI arms race. Same exact scenario as the Atomic bomb. Dangerous new science that we all need in order to protect us from whatever the other guy has. Except, instead of a stalemate. These intelligences WILL be used - not all in nefarious ways - but also because we are hitting the limits of our own intelligence - a singular human simply cannot know everything there is to know about even a single subject due to its complexity. The sheer amounts of data being generated within individual experiments requires a supercomputer to sift through and make sense of it. The LHC generates terrabytes of data every second it's running. Simulated physics is a new field of science that couldn't have been explored without the computing power we have now. Mega underground farms of servers all linked together ploughing through data looking for answers. Eventually, it will be automated to the point where the computers are asking the questions, designing the experiment (or simulating it) and deriving new understanding for us

The 6 month "pause to consider the implications" open letter that was put forward by top AI scientists a few months ago, has largely been ignored.

The current thinking is that; if you're the last country to the party with tech, then you could be looking at a failed nation, left far behind as a super intelligence basically invents everything you need to become the next leading global superpower.

What starts off slow, begets a number of significant breakthroughs until it is in full exponential upswing and we move from yearly breakthroughs, to monthly, to even hourly updates as we teach intelligences to self improve. At which point, the evolution of such an intelligence is largely out of our hands - with the exception of the "off switch" which even then, is no guarantee of safety.

With people living their lives increasingly online, both socially and for work - their self esteem directly correlated with the number of "likes" received over their food snaps or heavily filtered selfies. (To the point of teenage suicides - on the increase in huge numbers) these sorts of stories are losing their impact because they are actually happening now in real time. We may have reached the Black Mirror tipping point where truth is stranger than fiction.

It was likely that this episode was written before the latest AI milestone (CHAT-GPT) and way before Apples new leap into VR/AR tech with a headset.

But here we are. Aside from the multiverse macguffin, all of this episode is now entirely possible. Phone records your day and renders in real-time a photo realistic avatar, lip synced and script reviewed and rewritten by Chat-GPT.

Nvidia literally only this week demonstrated AI characters in-game that can respond to your voice, hold a conversation and discuss their backstory which can be written for them.

Unreal Engine 5, the latest 3D game making software just added photoscan and meta-humans. Within a couple of minutes, just using an iPhone camera to scan a person - that data is then imported, turned into a digital copy. Then, add your voice after taking a few language samples and you're done.

The next generation of games will have full unscripted characters that can converse on-the-fly with minimal work, except for adding a few bullet points as back story.

I predict that the next series of Black Mirror won't be released fast enough for it to become prophetic and will rather be labelled as historic.

For most people, I'm sure it seems like a fun sci-fi show. But for those in the know, it really is a black mirror of possibilities.

Excellent. As always.

5/5.

Joan lives a fairly average existence and is shocked to discover that her everyday life has been made into a TV show, with Salma Hayek playing her. Every embarrassing detail is depicted within hours of it occurring. As a result of these revelations she loses her job, her boyfriend and her privacy. There's no legal way to prevent the producers doing this so she resorts to drastic measures.

I was at first pleasantly surprised that, four and a half years after Season 5, there's a Season 6 of Black Mirror. It is one of my favourite drama series of recent times and captures quite accurately the risks, phobias and pleasures of modern technology.

However, I was also worried in that after such a long gap the creativity isn't there any more and that Netflix and Charlie Brooker just wanted to cash in on how highly regarded the show is.

I needn't have worried. Episode 1 of Season 6 is as good as ever, with a clever Christopher Nolan-like layers-of-reality plot and some great performances. Very profound and thought-provoking too (as Black Mirror usually is). Plus, it's all so plausible, which has always been the scariest part of Black Mirror.

Can't wait to watch the remainder of Season 6.

The central idea is classic Black Mirror, but each moment that had potential for dramatic tension is undermined by a script that ranges between silly and simply dull. It seems like they came set with an interesting idea but had no idea what to do with it. Lots of celebrity references and cameos that ended up being flat name dropping. The ending feels hurried and certainly didn't leave me "thinking" as the best Black Mirror episodes did.

I gave it a six because there are moments of humour. The cast seemed to have done their best with what they were given. Many people will find it a pleasant time waster, but if you are looking for dark compelling sci-fi drama or techno horror, you will be disappointed.

When you take a moment to think about the layers in this episode, and how timely this concept of AI generated imagery technology is, this is one heck of a welcome back episode for Black Mirror. Creativity was impeccable, casting and performances spot on, and you'll find yourself entertained and smiling throughout this entire episode. I was curious to see after all this time off how creative the stories would be, and so far so good. The humor is a great added touch, especially the church scene, and the Easter egg of the Netflix sound each time Streamberry was launched was hilarious, sort of a nod and pat on the back of ones self, and well deserved.

I'm starting to think that Black Mirror has spoiled you / us too much !

This episode was definitely something special. A very unique concept , brilliantly executed and amazingly acted ....

I'm pretty sure that if this exact same episode would have been included in one of the first 3 series of Black Mirror, it would have gotten STELLAR reviews. Also, try and compare it to all the tasteless, unoriginal, boring stuff that is provided on this streaming platform.... there is no comparison.

So, maybe it's me, but ever since series 5 I've been seeing this frankly unjustified skepticism towards the show.

Not sure what they need to do to deserve a full 8 at this point ...