General production quality?
Originality: 2 out of 10, mostly for the awesome American accents.
Acting: 3 out of 10, what's with the awesome American accents?
Setting: 0 out of 10. Wait, we're not even in America? But the accents!?
Filming: 5 out of 10. Overall production value was relatively high. They actually wasted money on this!
Special effects: 4 out of 10. Mostly CGI. The crap directors think they can get away with..
Makeup: 7 out of 10. Best part of the film by far.
Action: 3 out of 10. Pretty slow action.
Entertainment value: 4 out of 10. Overall not the most terrible thing I ever watched.
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Characters?
4 out of 10 for the two old mercenaries. Good or bad, they got into their parts.
2 out of 10 for the main hero. Dull as sandstone.
1 out of 10 for the bad guy. Just.. completely out of place.
0 out of 10 for the sword-bearing-anime-spin-off-wet-dream. This just screams fetish. It was almost insulting (Commander, sniper, bombs expert and.. ninja?).
1 out of 10 for the professor's "doe-tah" (in non-American accents, it's pronounced as "daughter").
5 out of 10 for the hick. Ya gotta have at least one hick! (best American accent)
1 out of 10 for the hick's mute girlfriend. Lame.. and mute. (no accent)
8 out of 10 for the dog. Best actor by far.
-------------------- Overall score.. 3.2
