The Threesome

This is a movie that shouldn't have been made. A serious subject treated like a fluffy marshmallow s'more. Spoiler Questions; 1. Wouldn't a normal person ask for a paternity test first? 2. If the man I just married hung out with his best friend more than me, wouldn't I start asking questions? 3. How could it be summertime with everyone in t-shirts and the very next day have snow on the ground? 4. What is funny about getting 2 women preggers at the same time?

You get the picture. The picture is offensive, poorly written, horrendously directed, and career breakers for the whole cast. Save yourself the two hours. Go read a book instead.

Stay through the credits! So we saw this early and had no idea what to expect. At first it seemed like a fun, lighthearted comedy, but quickly it became a more heartfelt and complex situation. There are beautiful relationships here- sisterhood, friendship, sexual connections, parent /adult-child dynamics, romantic love, all of it. The casting is fantastic, the jokes land, and there are no easy outs. The audience was laughing out loud, and also all gasped out loud... it felt like a fun shared experience to see this in a theater. My husband can always predict what's going to happen and he said that wasn't the case here. We genuinely enjoyed this one.

(Please 🙏 listen to us 'haters'! Because trust me I giving it my fair judgement. And I love rom coms as much as the next girl.)

Let me focus on the positive to say the least because there is very few. The actors are extremely goodlooking and it made me do a light ha randomly. But that's it.

The premise is basically a watered down version of knocked up, but make it 2x. But this version is way less funny. And the man is 'madly' in love with one of them. But he's trying his best for the both! He's just some poor guy, man. 🙄 If the writing was focused more in the dynamic of the three, this would've been a very fun film. But they made that more a sub plot. And focused on I don't even know. It was all over the place. This is close to a 2hr film and I can't tell you a single thing about these characters except for surface level stuff. Plus, this movie DRAGS. By the time you're done watching this film, the suspension of belief. It's broken way too many times. And a plot twist becomes extremely predictable. The whole thing feels like I could've made the story with my Sims.

It's just feels like a better quality camera student film. And I have seen my share of those. This tried to be more than what it is too. Save your energy, pick something else.

Someone mentioned this in one of the other reviews: One, there's a bunch of montages actually. But One of the montages is to the characters are dating after the inciting incident. And the film through a montage of changes of seasons, but cut to when they find out that they're pregnant it's only been 6 weeks! How? How it's it possible to go through summer, fall and winter in only a month and a half? What the hell is the timing of this stupid film? It's all over the place.

Extremely boring tried to give it a genuine chance but this has to be one of the stupidest, most uninspired, contrived, poorly written, and even worse acted I've ever seen. I'm usually not one to watch a rom com but can certainly appreciate high level artistry when I see it such as La La Land or 10 Things I Hate About You, and this couldn't be farther from that. The jokes are simply not funny and reads like a 50 year old man who just discovered sex for the first time. He's clearly high on the smell of his own farts because instead of writing anything with earnestness or conviction he relies on the bottom rung, teenage sexual humor that you would expect to see from Seth Rogen 30 years ago. The actors certainly aren't doing anything to elevate this film and the lead male actor couldn't lead a herd of sheep if he tried. He says his lines like he's reading off a teleprompter while simultaneously trying to act like what he thinks an actor should act like. It feels more like a student film done by a horny teenager than a movie with real depth. I am writing this review while watching this movie and this might be the most disappointed I've been watching a film. Hopefully you enjoy this more than I did.

I probably wouldn't have seen this if it wasn't the Monday mystery movie, it was cheesy and awkward often. Some of the acting by Connor was off but otherwise great movie. Crazy how most audience stayed but some left that was understandable I'm shocked this got a theater release it doesn't deserve it but I liked the characters and sometimes was goofy not much else.