The Threesome

I probably wouldn't have seen this if it wasn't the Monday mystery movie, it was cheesy and awkward often. Some of the acting by Connor was off but otherwise great movie. Crazy how most audience stayed but some left that was understandable I'm shocked this got a theater release it doesn't deserve it but I liked the characters and sometimes was goofy not much else.

Stay through the credits! So we saw this early and had no idea what to expect. At first it seemed like a fun, lighthearted comedy, but quickly it became a more heartfelt and complex situation. There are beautiful relationships here- sisterhood, friendship, sexual connections, parent /adult-child dynamics, romantic love, all of it. The casting is fantastic, the jokes land, and there are no easy outs. The audience was laughing out loud, and also all gasped out loud... it felt like a fun shared experience to see this in a theater. My husband can always predict what's going to happen and he said that wasn't the case here. We genuinely enjoyed this one.

This is a movie that shouldn't have been made. A serious subject treated like a fluffy marshmallow s'more. Spoiler Questions; 1. Wouldn't a normal person ask for a paternity test first? 2. If the man I just married hung out with his best friend more than me, wouldn't I start asking questions? 3. How could it be summertime with everyone in t-shirts and the very next day have snow on the ground? 4. What is funny about getting 2 women preggers at the same time?

You get the picture. The picture is offensive, poorly written, horrendously directed, and career breakers for the whole cast. Save yourself the two hours. Go read a book instead.

If you told me that a movie literally titled The Threesome was not only going to be hilarious but also grounded, mature, and frankly pretty beautiful, I would've thought you were crazy.

Let's start with the obvious, this movie is so funny. Almost every joke lands, several times I was laughing obnoxiously loud. Generationally hilarious performance from Zoey Deutch in this. I am baffled on how she isn't in more movies. I challenge you to think of a single movie where she wasn't the best part of it. She is so incredibly funny. Don't get me wrong, the other actors were funny too. Jabouki Young-White was super funny as Greg, and Ruby Cruz gave me some good laughs, but Zoey Deutch really carried it for me.

The movie was frankly sweet as hell! It's not easy to make a movie about a threesome turned double pregnancy into a heartwarming story about all the messy catches that come with being in love. Hate to keep beating a dead horse but Zoey Deutch nailed the heartfelt scenes as well! Truly, hats off to whoever decided to cast her in this because good lord was she great.

Saying that the movie The Threesome was shockingly mature sounds like an oxymoron but alas here we are. A big topic of this movie was abortion. And it looked at it, in such a real, profound way. It never turned into a pro-life MAGA thing, but it didn't romanticize abortion either. That's a tough, sad decision for someone to make. And someone should have every right to not want to get an abortion out of their own moral beliefs, as someone should have the right to get one. Ruby Cruz's character was originally portrayed as this "anti-abortion religious freak" but as you get to know her, it's just her fears and beliefs. She would judge herself for getting one, but she never once even hints that she doesn't believe in the right to, just that it isn't for her. This movie was really what being pro-choice is all about. The choice.

I was lucky enough to see this movie early, so that I can tell you guys, ignore the haters! This movie is awesome! It's a fun, rated R, romcom, that also makes you really think about love and relationships, what else could you ask for?

(Please 🙏 listen to us 'haters'! Because trust me I giving it my fair judgement. And I love rom coms as much as the next girl.)

Let me focus on the positive to say the least because there is very few. The actors are extremely goodlooking and it made me do a light ha randomly. But that's it.

The premise is basically a watered down version of knocked up, but make it 2x. But this version is way less funny. And the man is 'madly' in love with one of them. But he's trying his best for the both! He's just some poor guy, man. 🙄 If the writing was focused more in the dynamic of the three, this would've been a very fun film. But they made that more a sub plot. And focused on I don't even know. It was all over the place. This is close to a 2hr film and I can't tell you a single thing about these characters except for surface level stuff. Plus, this movie DRAGS. By the time you're done watching this film, the suspension of belief. It's broken way too many times. And a plot twist becomes extremely predictable. The whole thing feels like I could've made the story with my Sims.

It's just feels like a better quality camera student film. And I have seen my share of those. This tried to be more than what it is too. Save your energy, pick something else.

Someone mentioned this in one of the other reviews: One, there's a bunch of montages actually. But One of the montages is to the characters are dating after the inciting incident. And the film through a montage of changes of seasons, but cut to when they find out that they're pregnant it's only been 6 weeks! How? How it's it possible to go through summer, fall and winter in only a month and a half? What the hell is the timing of this stupid film? It's all over the place.