Soaping Up the Sitter

This trio of Nuru massage porn scenes is merely stupid excuses for all-sex type content, drawn from the archives by Adult Time and producer Bree Mills.

Title scene is ridiculous. Mark Wood tells his beautiful young babysitter Elsa Jean that he'll be home before his wife, leaving son Tommy (not shown on screen in the usual manner of babysitter porn) to her trust. Elsa's a massage student and when Mark comes back she's all messy trying to clean off her dirty inflatable massage mattress.

He suggests she take a shower to clean up, and ends up in the shower with her before (duh!) cheating on his wife for the fans to watch. That's a particularly insulting excuse for a "story" before delivering the XXX action.

An improvised segment has Demi Sutra dealing with her wimpy platonic pal Codey Steele's nervousness before going out on a date with some girl -he can't even button up his own shirt. She offers him a shoulder massage to alleviate his stress, and soon they're humping away -you see she's secretly had a crush on the creep. What a stupid scene!

Pure filler is "Getting Their Buddy Laid", in which the use of "their" is not due to pronoun issues but just pointless. That's because there's no they there, just Manny Bucks playing Jason Moody's buddy, who gets a masseuse (Jewelz Blu, she of the blue hair persuasion) to service Jason to take his mind off his carrying a torch about an ex-girlfriend. Bucks does save the production a buck by not having to hire an actor -he's the show's production assistant, credited in that capacity on-screen as "Manny X".