As I sat down to watch the 2023 Chinese creature feature "Deep Sea Python", I must admit that I was figuring it to be just another run-of-the-mill creature feature that has been spewed out from the Chinese cinema these past few years. Yet, I still opted to sit down and watch what writer Zhang Lin and director Wang Qing had to offer, as it was a movie that I hadn't already seen.
The storyline in "Deep Sea Python" was not a great one. Especially since the majority of the movie was spent without even the shadow of a monstrous python. And that sort of defeated the whole purpose of the movie, because when you sit down to watch a movie such as "Deep Sea Python", then you want to see a monstrous python, pure and simple. You don't want to sit through more than half of the movie watching people marooned on an island and milling about doing virtually nothing of any consequence or importance to the plot. So writer Zhang Lin dropped the ball here on a massive scale.
There were some attempts of added comedy elements to the storyline, which didn't really fit well into the movie. The scenes felt so forced and out of tune with the rest of the movie, and it sort of felt like writer Zhang Lin was trying to dumb down the narrative in this manner.
The acting performances in "Deep Sea Python" were okay for a movie such as this. Nothing outstanding or noteworthy, though. Needless to say that I wasn't familiar with a single actor or actress on the cast list here.
The dialogue in "Deep Sea Python" is pretty abysmal. At times, it is like the dialogue was written by a pre-schooler. Especially the ladies in the movie had to deliver some really infantile dialogue that was just cringe-worthy to witness.
For a movie about a giant snake, you will find yourself terribly longing to get to see that snake. Sure, it pops up in the beginning of the movie, but then you have to go 48 minutes into the 74 minute runtime before it shows up again. That was just a slap in the face of the audience sitting down to watch director Wang Qing's 2023 movie.
The movie's cover/poster is actually the best thing about this travesty of a movie.
My rating of "Deep Sea Python" lands on a generous three out of ten stars.
