House on Eden

Ugh, when the movie started and it dawned on me that this was a 'found garbage' type of movie, I have to admit that my expectations went from slim to none. Sure, I had never even heard about "House on Eden" prior to sitting down to watching it. And had I known that it was a 'found garbage' subgenre of horror movie, I would not even have picked it up. I absolutely loathe this subgenre of horror.

Movies that are written by, directed by and starring the one and same person tends to be questionable affairs. And "House on Eden" was one such movie, and to top it off, it was also a 'found garbage' movie. So yeah, things were definitely not stacked in favor of the movie.

Writer Kris Collins, whom also directed the movie and starred in the movie, put together a pretty straightforward script and storyline. It was somewhat on the generic and stale side, though.

Needless to say that I was, of course, not familiar with a single actor or actress on the cast list. The acting performances in the movie were actually fair.

The movie's cover was actually the best thing about the ordeal, and it over-sold the movie by a landslide.

There are far better horror movies out there, even if you enjoy these pointless 'found garbage' type of movies.

My rating of writer and director Kris Collins's 2025 movie "House on Eden" lands on a generous two out of ten stars.

I don't understand why people feel the need to repeat the work of others 25 years later and call themselves a writer and a director? It's 2025, it's clearly obvious Kris Collins stumbled upon the Blair Witch Project and decided to put together some lame trash of her own. There's is nothing original here. It's a complete rip off from other found footage style movies, think also, REC or the American version Quarantine. Everything is overacted and unbelievable. The movie shots are abysmal. This isn't 90s and shooting everything with 480i resolution cameras is a cheap way out for a lack of vision in horror story telling. Trying to create tension with out of focus cameras and cheap thudding sounds and a obscure backstory into religion is overplayed. How did this even get greenlit for the big screen is beyond me. I was so happy the movie was short.

It's definitely not "bad" bad, but it's not good either.

As several have said it had potential (that it did not reach) and feels like someone's high school project.

I really like found footage and this one borrows a bit too heavily from Blair Witch and Hell House IV in the settings and character interactions. The severely shaky cam in parts is a big distraction.

If you're a fan of these folks from their other things, perhaps you would enjoy this more. I don't follow them at all so maybe some of it was missing for me.

I gather it was filmed in a week on a small budget and I think one has to appreciate that.

Even though I found the end lacking, still a better finish than The Substance.

I very much love the story of YouTubers growing their brand, establishing themselves, and making enough money to create a passion project such as this movie. This is no easy thing to do. They absolutely deserve props for the hard work. Hopefully they learned a lot in the making of this movie and will use that knowledge to keep getting better.

Having said that, they could benefit the most from an editor. House of Eden was filled with unnecessary shots, loooooong scenes, stuttering story telling that was obvious within the first few minutes where this was all going to go. Someone needed to stand up and say "This shot doesn't move the story forward." or "This shot is confusing and not conveying the message you might want." or "This is an ancient and tired plot point told 1000 times. Surely there is a more unique way to tell a Lilith story." Hell, they straight up had a direct scene from The Blair Witch Project.

Kris did great being super annoying and demanding. Celina sold her gross scene well and in general added decent flavor. Jason-of-Two-First-Names was fine, if trying a little too hard.

Keep going y'all!

It's really not terrible, and something like this has potential. I just wish we got to see/learn more of the interesting parts, and less Kris being rude to everyone. The movie really seemed like it was 3/4 wandering in the woods and the other 1/4 was the story. This honestly left me with more questions than interest.. Just a little more story and I would have been pleasantly surprised but imo it fell flat. Not a failure though, the vfx were cool, I like the concept of found footage, Celina was properly spooky and I'm glad they made a film(maybe it was just over hyped for me)