JBH052469
nov 2022 se unió
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Clasificación de JBH052469
Why was this made? I loved "The VVitch" and "The Lighthouse", but what possessed body double stood in for Eggers on this wasted effort?
The cinematography is superb. Colors, costumes, and set pieces are grand and pretty.
But the narrative mostly mirrors Murnau and Herzog, with the additions/deviations being rather unnecessary. Nearly a copypasta... An aside: Did we need the busty nude virgin on the horse? Going with a hard no on this one.
The acting is atrocious. Depp is mostly silly, like a female Eric Roberts with the overacting. Dafoe has joined Nicholson, DeNiro, and Walken as no longer a character actor but a caricature actor. Though I loved him in "Shadow of a Vampire".
Knock is brilliantly done.
Not sure why they cast for Count Olaf instead of Count Orlok. Is "Nosferatu" part of the Lemony Snicket book series?!?
And wasn't it Vlad Tepes, not Vlad Tepid? Huh.
Eggers killed it with "The VVitch" and "The Lighthouse", but this one has no bite. Ha!
At least Coppola swerved a bit but made it scary, sexy, and awash with blood.
Not awful, just disappointing.
The cinematography is superb. Colors, costumes, and set pieces are grand and pretty.
But the narrative mostly mirrors Murnau and Herzog, with the additions/deviations being rather unnecessary. Nearly a copypasta... An aside: Did we need the busty nude virgin on the horse? Going with a hard no on this one.
The acting is atrocious. Depp is mostly silly, like a female Eric Roberts with the overacting. Dafoe has joined Nicholson, DeNiro, and Walken as no longer a character actor but a caricature actor. Though I loved him in "Shadow of a Vampire".
Knock is brilliantly done.
Not sure why they cast for Count Olaf instead of Count Orlok. Is "Nosferatu" part of the Lemony Snicket book series?!?
And wasn't it Vlad Tepes, not Vlad Tepid? Huh.
Eggers killed it with "The VVitch" and "The Lighthouse", but this one has no bite. Ha!
At least Coppola swerved a bit but made it scary, sexy, and awash with blood.
Not awful, just disappointing.
If you like horror franchises like Halloween or Friday the 13th or Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and you also like the idea of the Alien, then you'll enjoy this movie. It breaks zero new ground, recycles lots of old tropes, and throws in rotten eggs for the youth, who can't seem to watch or enjoy standalone movies but must have callbacks and obvious foreshadowing to be satisfied. The characters are just vapid, and who survives is stupid-obvious. The CGI of you-know-who is so sad. The monsters are awesome as always. But how an indestructible beast manages to get sidelined by rather lame humans is still, nine films later, idiotic. A not-awful watch but not in any way a rewatch. Dull and uninspired.
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