Pittsburgh

Let's get the bad news out of the way: Frank Craven narrates this movie, and he ruins it just like he always does when he needlessly tells a story. Now the good news: Randolph Scott and John Wayne play best friends. And believe it or not, this isn't a western! They both wear suits and tuxedos throughout the movie, and there's not a horse in sight. It's so cute to see them together, the two kings of westerns. They have great chemistry together, as if they've been friends their whole lives.

This movie starts when both men are "old" and gray - which really means Duke has handsome gray temples and Scottie McScottie Pants has white-blonde gorgeous locks. Then, it goes back in time to see the decades of their friendship. Scottie is often Duke's wingman, taking the fall for his messes. He pays for a bill at the tailor and even gets roped into a fistfight he didn't start. When they go into the coal business together, it's a cinch they'll be equal partners. And when they meet a classy dame, Marlene Dietrich, it's a cinch they'll both be attracted to her. But Duke wins out. It doesn't matter that he's a bit of a jerk; he's the one who steps forward and asks for what he wants. Poor Scottie!

Don't despair, ladies. The movie's not over yet. It's a constant Scottie vs. Duke contest, and it's very fun to watch it all play out. The narration is really irritating, though, so be prepared for a few eye-rolls along the way. And if you really love John Wayne, this probably won't be your favorite. He gets meaner and more selfish as the movie continues, so why does Marlene put up with him? Maybe it's the witty banter, maybe it's those goofy grins - or maybe you should watch the movie and find out.