Hare Remover

Elmer Fudd: [Elmer hands Bugs a formula in a test tube] Uh, have one on the house, wabbit.

Bugs Bunny: No thanks, Doc. Never touch this stuff.

[to audience]

Bugs Bunny: This guy's tryin' to slip me a mickey!

Elmer Fudd: Now, wabbit! Dwink!

Bugs Bunny: Hey, don't do it, Doc! Cut it out! Hey, Doc, don't, don't!

[Elmer shoves the formula down Bugs' throat, and Bugs reacts by breathing smoke, and going into a seizure]

Elmer Fudd: At wast! Success! He's gonna turn into a gwuesome monster!

[Bugs covers his eyes, panting, and suddenly turns normal again]

Bugs Bunny: No soap, Doc.

Elmer Fudd: [crying] Oh, it don't work! It doesn't work, I'm a tewwible scientist!

[pounds on table]

Elmer Fudd: Oh, this is tewwible, I tried my best, and...

[bangs head against wall while wailing]

Elmer Fudd: ...it won't work!