La plage en folie

When his wealthy father offers him $100,000 to come up with a fool-proof method for attracting young women, a Japanese man by the name of "Sake" (Rodney Ueno) hits the beaches of California to try his luck. Although he fails miserably in his task, he happens to meet a beach bum named "Chat Frederick IV" (Kato Kaelin) who agrees to help him out. Not long after that they meet a young scientist by the name of "Ernie" (Jeffrey Asch) who has invented a "magic potion" which makes men irresistible to women and they begin to think that their worries all over. Unfortunately, a local pimp named "Fat Daddy" (Aaron Biston) finds out about this new development and becomes determined to get his hands on it at all costs. Now rather than reveal any more I will just say that this is was an awful film that suffered from a terrible script and extremely bad acting. Admittedly, I thought that Judea Brittain (as "Sandy") and Lisa Carroway ("Lisa") were easy on the eyes and I liked the scenes where three young women would come out of nowhere and begin singing. But even so neither of these features could salvage what is quite possibly the worst "beach movie" of all time and for that reason I have rated this film accordingly.