Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos

If you want to see the most glorious show to ever grace a television screen, you need look no further than Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos. I believe the show was most likely written as a part of a zoological experiment to test the age old question about whether or not a room full of monkeys would eventually write Shakespeare. The answer of course is that they wrote something of a much greater magnitude. To quote the shows complete rip-off of Short-Round from Temple of Doom this show is "Too Much!". The show plays at 5 a.m. on Adult Swim, I suggest you watch it as I am convinced it is the only true way to become one with the universe. Also Chuck Norris is a Bad-ass and this show taught me how to deal with bullies (not the actual episode however, just Chucks live introduction, as the actual episode had nothing to do with bullying)